WOW CLASSIC · QUESTS

The Human Condition

Classic Era / Vanilla baseline

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Objective

You have been tasked with slaying opposing human players in Alterac Valley. Kill a human and return to Commander Louis Philips (who wanders between the front lines and Frostwolf keep) with a Human Bone Chip. A cure for the human condition is close at hand!

Who and what you need

Required item

Human Bone ChipSources: Irondeep Shaman · Alterac Ram · Stormpike Defender · Frostwolf Guardian · more on item page

Relevant locations

Area

Classic in-game map · 252 baseline placements (first 100 pins shown). Select a pin for its name and coordinates. Not live spawn tracking.

Coordinates and linked records

Irondeep Shaman · Item source
55 placements · View coordinates
- 50.06, 5.56
- 51.55, 9.23
- 52.43, 4.59
- 50.95, 5.24
- 49.85, 5.68
- 51.40, 5.75
- 52.94, 6.21
- 51.21, 6.28
- 52.35, 6.61
- 51.65, 7.12
- 50.17, 7.25
- 50.10, 7.41
- 51.52, 7.46
- 51.57, 7.56
- 51.56, 7.57
- 51.57, 7.57
- 51.58, 7.57
- 51.57, 7.58
- 51.30, 7.69
- 51.29, 7.69
- 51.30, 7.70
- 51.29, 7.71
- 52.41, 8.03
- 50.59, 8.28
- 50.23, 8.44
- 51.99, 8.61
- 50.80, 8.75
- 51.89, 9.13
- 52.83, 9.15
- 49.64, 9.20
- 52.50, 7.71
- 52.77, 4.54
- 49.74, 4.79
- 50.45, 5.26
- 51.93, 5.63
- 51.41, 5.69
- 53.27, 6.49
- 50.03, 6.65
- 50.16, 7.18
- 51.48, 7.22
- 51.49, 7.27
- 51.90, 7.34
- 51.57, 7.59
- 51.38, 8.07
- 51.37, 8.08
- 51.35, 8.08
- 51.36, 8.10
- 51.25, 8.30
- 51.20, 8.42
- 51.11, 8.62
- 51.22, 8.97
- 51.93, 9.13
- 50.28, 9.17
- 52.79, 9.47
- 49.73, 9.79
Alterac Ram · Item source
29 placements · View coordinates
- 51.04, 42.67
- 46.44, 40.63
- 54.03, 40.58
- 49.80, 34.69
- 51.65, 32.57
- 52.05, 30.30
- 48.14, 29.28
- 48.98, 27.97
- 44.52, 27.32
- 46.07, 26.89
- 50.89, 26.52
- 47.22, 25.82
- 44.97, 25.65
- 50.33, 24.83
- 49.19, 24.16
- 47.21, 23.60
- 49.55, 22.48
- 44.81, 22.44
- 46.58, 22.12
- 45.68, 22.02
- 52.78, 21.57
- 44.93, 21.32
- 47.49, 21.20
- 46.03, 21.03
- 43.71, 20.92
- 46.86, 20.38
- 53.31, 20.33
- 49.06, 20.11
- 48.18, 13.58
Stormpike Defender · Item source
28 placements · View coordinates
- 42.73, 15.94
- 42.81, 15.68
- 42.69, 15.68
- 42.83, 15.91
- 49.05, 14.73
- 48.93, 14.56
- 48.84, 14.81
- 48.97, 14.91
- 51.62, 35.53
- 51.69, 35.66
- 51.64, 35.82
- 51.52, 35.65
- 44.65, 45.76
- 44.68, 45.43
- 44.79, 45.60
- 44.59, 45.57
- 51.33, 60.21
- 51.30, 59.96
- 51.48, 60.01
- 51.43, 60.23
- 50.06, 76.57
- 49.91, 76.75
- 50.09, 77.03
- 50.17, 76.71
- 49.39, 88.30
- 49.24, 88.23
- 49.22, 88.00
- 49.38, 87.99
Frostwolf Guardian · Item source
28 placements · View coordinates
- 42.73, 15.94
- 42.81, 15.68
- 42.69, 15.68
- 42.83, 15.91
- 49.05, 14.73
- 48.93, 14.56
- 48.84, 14.81
- 48.97, 14.91
- 51.62, 35.53
- 51.69, 35.66
- 51.64, 35.82
- 51.52, 35.65
- 44.65, 45.76
- 44.68, 45.43
- 44.79, 45.60
- 44.59, 45.57
- 51.33, 60.21
- 51.30, 59.96
- 51.48, 60.01
- 51.43, 60.23
- 50.06, 76.57
- 49.91, 76.75
- 50.09, 77.03
- 50.17, 76.71
- 49.39, 88.30
- 49.24, 88.23
- 49.22, 88.00
- 49.38, 87.99
Seasoned Defender · Item source
28 placements · View coordinates
- 42.73, 15.94
- 42.81, 15.68
- 42.69, 15.68
- 42.83, 15.91
- 49.05, 14.73
- 48.93, 14.56
- 48.84, 14.81
- 48.97, 14.91
- 51.62, 35.53
- 51.69, 35.66
- 51.64, 35.82
- 51.52, 35.65
- 44.65, 45.76
- 44.68, 45.43
- 44.79, 45.60
- 44.59, 45.57
- 51.33, 60.21
- 51.30, 59.96
- 51.48, 60.01
- 51.43, 60.23
- 50.06, 76.57
- 49.91, 76.75
- 50.09, 77.03
- 50.17, 76.71
- 49.39, 88.30
- 49.24, 88.23
- 49.22, 88.00
- 49.38, 87.99
Seasoned Guardian · Item source
28 placements · View coordinates
- 42.73, 15.94
- 42.81, 15.68
- 42.69, 15.68
- 42.83, 15.91
- 49.05, 14.73
- 48.93, 14.56
- 48.84, 14.81
- 48.97, 14.91
- 51.62, 35.53
- 51.69, 35.66
- 51.64, 35.82
- 51.52, 35.65
- 44.65, 45.76
- 44.68, 45.43
- 44.79, 45.60
- 44.59, 45.57
- 51.33, 60.21
- 51.30, 59.96
- 51.48, 60.01
- 51.43, 60.23
- 50.06, 76.57
- 49.91, 76.75
- 50.09, 77.03
- 50.17, 76.71
- 49.39, 88.30
- 49.24, 88.23
- 49.22, 88.00
- 49.38, 87.99
Veteran Defender · Item source
28 placements · View coordinates
- 42.73, 15.94
- 42.81, 15.68
- 42.69, 15.68
- 42.83, 15.91
- 49.05, 14.73
- 48.93, 14.56
- 48.84, 14.81
- 48.97, 14.91
- 51.62, 35.53
- 51.69, 35.66
- 51.64, 35.82
- 51.52, 35.65
- 44.65, 45.76
- 44.68, 45.43
- 44.79, 45.60
- 44.59, 45.57
- 51.33, 60.21
- 51.30, 59.96
- 51.48, 60.01
- 51.43, 60.23
- 50.06, 76.57
- 49.91, 76.75
- 50.09, 77.03
- 50.17, 76.71
- 49.39, 88.30
- 49.24, 88.23
- 49.22, 88.00
- 49.38, 87.99
Veteran Guardian · Item source
28 placements · View coordinates
- 42.73, 15.94
- 42.81, 15.68
- 42.69, 15.68
- 42.83, 15.91
- 49.05, 14.73
- 48.93, 14.56
- 48.84, 14.81
- 48.97, 14.91
- 51.62, 35.53
- 51.69, 35.66
- 51.64, 35.82
- 51.52, 35.65
- 44.65, 45.76
- 44.68, 45.43
- 44.79, 45.60
- 44.59, 45.57
- 51.33, 60.21
- 51.30, 59.96
- 51.48, 60.01
- 51.43, 60.23
- 50.06, 76.57
- 49.91, 76.75
- 50.09, 77.03
- 50.17, 76.71
- 49.39, 88.30
- 49.24, 88.23
- 49.22, 88.00
- 49.38, 87.99

Description

Humans are so utterly detestable. <Commander Philips grimaces.> While it is true that I am a soldier of Frostwolf, I remain a servant of Sylvanas. During my tour of duty, I do extra work on the side for the Dark Apothecaries of the Undercity. I have been tasked with collecting human bone chips that are to be used in curing the human condition. I am authorized to pass that task on to my subordinates. Find them. Kill them. Return their bone chips to me.

Reputation faction

Area

Rewards

Money: 1g 80s 0c

XP and reputation totals are withheld here: this server-derived baseline can disagree with live Classic values.

Progress text

Yes, it is true. My brother is a human. Shameful... A stain upon my nearly immaculate record.

Completion text

It would be easier if they just accepted their illness and gave in to your healing touch. It would also probably be less fun. Carry on! We'll cure them, one way or another.

Class and race requirements

Races: Orc, Undead, Tauren, Troll · Classes: All.